/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18105217
do bongs brap a lot? seems like they eat a lot of beans

It's an appreciated staple, not a delicacy. Learn the difference.

Yes.

Yes.

Superior American version, with just a touch of Tabasco Family Reserve

>>18105466
Damn, Americans truly make everything better

>>18105466
What the bloody hell have you done to that mate?

>>18105466
Replace the American "cheese" with actual grated cheese and you're golden

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>>18105217
Yes. But fry the beans with a slice of smokey bacon and some lurpak

>>18105217
Non Brits only mock beans on toast because they fear how to eat it. Its true it takes skill and experience to devour a plate of beans on toast without making a fool of yourself.

>>18105807
Put it in a tortilla

>>18105801
>fry

>>18105640
ROFL you put cheese in quotes because it has an emulsifier in it epic lmao you owe me a new pair of sides xD

>>18105807
it's easy once you have your knoife and fork license

>>18105217
Pappa al pomodoro will always be better than a chip butty.

>>18105217
Why is brit food so horrible? Is it because they're all poorfags and can't afford meat?

>>18106091
2 world war and poverty. They have some of the best baked stuff tho

>>18106014
Fry the bacon
Add the beans
reduce the liquid and cook the beans

Every time I see beans I relate them to the pedo from Dennis the menace movie

>>18105648
not enough buzzwords
where's the downboat on this thing?

>>18105217
you know what's really weird about this? they don't even have fancy bean versions in restaurants or grocery stores. just the same can of beans everywhere. other places have like slow cooked home made beans with different added ingredients. not the brits. something's up...

>>18106194
>fancy versions of toast
Okay nancy boy. It's toast, of course people all make it the same way

>>18105564
That looks good. Probably the best looking I've seen. Good job!

>>18106174
Yeah, this sure looks delicious

>>18106634
Satire?

>>18106641
No, stargazy pie

>>18106634
>File: whv8pcdu5yb81.jpg

>>18106801
not everyone has a stargazy pie OC to post you fucking retard

>>18106634
Fish pie is delicious, granted this ain't a standard fish pie but I'm sure it's still good. You never eaten a whole fish before?

>>18106933
I can't eat anything that's looking at me, lol.

>>18106075
Shit m8 I didn't pay me telly bill so they revoked me knoife and fork loisence. 'ave to eat it all with me hands now

>>18106634
>>18106943
I'd try it. Stop being a wimp, meat has a face before it's cut up and shipped to you. Consume the animal for its power

>>18106959
I feel guilty if my food has a face.

>>18106991
If you eat meat, your food once had a face.

>>18105564
This actually does look really good. What are those brown streaks, HP sauce? I think some shredded sharp cheddar on top would be great too.

>>18106991
Eat us... There is no need for guilt. It is our purpose.

>>18106995
I know. I'm a fisherman and a hunter. I know what I did to them. that's why I feel a little bad.

>>18107010
they should make unhappy versions

>>18106999
>cheddar on top
Non, non, non. The cheese goes under the beans so it melts.

>>18107010
What are those? They look delicious.

>>18107015
>>18107010
a mixed bag of frowns and smiles would probably sell more

It just occurred to me that kys guy isn't following me around anymore. Kinda miss him.

>>18107021
Potato smiles.
>>18107038
You're still a gargantuan faggot for filling in the name field.

>>18107016
Oh that makes sense

>>18107064
Honestly I only do it because it helps me find my posts, lol.

>>18105807
Personally, i cut my toast into 3x3 and pour the beans over it. Makes it far easier to eat.

>>18105217
Every component of Heinz beans is a testament to the global reach and influence of the British. A dish so ubiquitously British despite none of the ingredients being native to the British isles. Navy beans are native to the Americas, as are the tomatoes which make up the sauce. The sauce is thickened with corn flour, also brought back from the Americas, and sweetened with sugar which was brought from the East Indies and cultivated in British colonies in the Caribbean.
>"hurr, you conquered da world for spices"
No, son. We conquered the world for BEANZ.

>>18105217
What's so good about baked beans anyway? It's canned spaghetti tier

>>18105219
this, we do it in Aus and NZ as well, plus canned spaghetti on toast or in toasted sandwiches.
shit's a fucking top tier $1 poorfag meal when you're broke or tired, and it's easy to kick up a notch with some cheese, bacon or hot sauce