/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Heh look at that plebian drinking his macro beer
>*sips on xer $20 hoppy craft IPA from Satan's butthole microbrewery POZZED ATHIEST edition*

>>20455452
>hehe, Ted K was right, imagine not taking into consideration elevation instead of using the tools at hand to make your life easier

This is how I feel when I pop some 11/10 heat hot sauce in the food I'm making. Enough to make a dude go blind if it goes in their eye. This is not a meme. I literally look like pic related and this is the face I make. I can afford to look like the smug soijak when I know there's not a single soul in a 100 kilometer radius who can handle the amount of heat I have for breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. And before you ask, yes I have some extra bacon with every meal too. It's the best cut of pork and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>19506478
>heh I posted without answering OP

>>You sound stupid and your shits all fucked up
>Idiocracy was a movie that made fun of retards.
>When you use "shits" like that you need to use an apostrophe, because it clearly is meant to be an abbreviation for "shit is," even though the actual line from the movie really is "shit is."
>Kinda reminds me of how the doctor was making fun of Not Sure while being an absolute fucking retard himself, just like you.

>This entire thread is a case study of ironic shitposting

>>19473968
looks like shit anon

>so you claim, but you don't know how D E E P the bowl is. How do you know there isn't a hole in that marble table? The bowl could extend several stories down. game set and match.

>>16398368
>the burger is the best type of food and i eat my steak blue rare

>>15608953
Yeah but can you put a price on killing mother gaia?

>>15421023

>Read your post back to yourself. Never post again. Thanks.

>boneIess?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>>14701111
>>>14701104
>There is nothing authentic left in this person. He is suffused with irony so deeply that he will never be able to enjoy the company of another without restraint or fear of attack, and he lashes out as a bitter expression of the pain his mentality inflicts upon him.

>>14692918
>t.

>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

I too love Brad, he’s likes woodworking, pickling things, hunting, real manly hobbies that I plan to pick up soon. I hate eceleb faggots and women too.