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20440539 No.20440539 [Reply] [Original]

what are you weird food habits/behaviors? how fucked up in the head are you?

>> No.20440578

I like to snack on sliced pickles dipped in kewpie mayo

>> No.20440582

>>20440539
I pour hot sauce on my anus


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20440535 No.20440535 [Reply] [Original]

>recipe calls for neutral oil

Is sunflower seed oil a neutral oil? How aboutt his 50/50 sunflower/olive oil I have? How do I check my oil's alignment?

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>> No.20440561

>>20440559
it's a gay, retarded chart who cares

>> No.20440565

>>20440556
I didn't even know you can buy "bacon fat" instead of lard.
Looks like it costs more per lb. than just buying bacon.

>> No.20440566

>>20440561
Then why don't you reply to the post with the chart saying it's retarded? That's what I did.

>> No.20440568

>>20440542
wow there's one (1) person on her that knows how to cook

>> No.20440570

>>20440568
There are plenty of people here who know how to cook, and we're the same people making shitpost threads. Welcome to 4chan
>>20440566
because that's self-evident


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20440438 No.20440438 [Reply] [Original]

ITT post based af unitaskers

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>> No.20440460

>>20440438
Based as fuck.

>> No.20440467
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20440467

My personal favorite

>> No.20440521

Makes weebs seethe, so I like it.

>> No.20440528

>>20440467
mine can do hot and cold and filtered and unfiltered

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20440536

>>20440438


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20440417 No.20440417 [Reply] [Original]

I'm back again bros and today I made pizza dogs. What should I pizza next?

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>> No.20440436

>>20440417
Pizza.milkshake

>> No.20440482

>>20440417
Your Neighbors Dog

>> No.20440493

>>20440426
Not heard from you for fucking years.

>> No.20440504

>>20440493
good

>> No.20440515

>>20440417
Cyanide.


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20440378 No.20440378 [Reply] [Original]

How much hot sauce do you get with your falafel/shawarma/etc?

Me, I like a ton.

>> No.20440395

I have never gotten shawarma because I don't live in a multiculti dump.

>> No.20440452

>>20440378
None. Tahin is the superior sauce.

>> No.20440456

>>20440378
about 3 diarrhea's worth

>> No.20440480

>>20440395
Your loss


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20440377 No.20440377 [Reply] [Original]

homemade energy drink thread
>1.5 tbsp instant coffee
>1 packet matcha green tea
>1tbsp caramel macchiato coffee creamer
>a splash of almond milk
>water
here it is pre-mixture. i recommend taking a couple of ashwaganda tablets before trying this mixture so the cortisol rush isn’t too overwhelming. one of these babies and you’ll be ready to take on the whole gym.

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20440381

>>20440379
whoops forgot the pic

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20440404

I love the concept OP. Some suggestions for your formula:

>ginger for digestion improvement
>ginko bilboa for improved bloodflow to the brain
>ginseng for a whole litany of benefits

>> No.20440453

>>20440404
those are all pretty good suggestions and would definitely make it better, although part of the idea here is that i’m spending less money on commercial energy drinks and coffee

>> No.20440461

>>20440453
so you're saying that you're a dipshit?

>> No.20440552

>>20440461
good point, i’ll add all the ingredients you listed. should i throw some beta alanine and DMEA in there as well?


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20440369 No.20440369 [Reply] [Original]

Which latte do you get?


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20440362 No.20440362 [Reply] [Original]

>delicious
>easy to make
>very few ingredients
is it Goated?

>> No.20440368

>>20440362
It probably is isn't it?

>> No.20440486

>>20440362
What is it and what are the gredients?

>> No.20440495

>>20440486
Chocolate layer cake

>> No.20440525

>>20440486
key lime pie
all it is is a few limes, sweetened condensed milk, couple of eggs, and a few biscuits and butter for the crust
put it in the oven and then set it in the fridge
crazy easy

>> No.20440527

>>20440362
yes


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20440321 No.20440321 [Reply] [Original]

And I'm sick of how dull and artificial it tastes.
What are the alternatives in this frozen shithole?


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20440294 No.20440294 [Reply] [Original]

how to pancake

>> No.20440324

eggs sugar flour milk whisk it all up then some bicarb for thiqqness pour it in a pan cook and bone app the teeth


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20440285 No.20440285 [Reply] [Original]

>Pecan Pie
>Invented in the United States

>Key Lime Pie
>Invented in the United States

>Pumpkin Pie
>Invented in the United States

>Apple Pie
>Invented in England

And the phrase is...?

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>> No.20440309

>>20440297
We never lost a war.

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20440316

crumble is better anyway

>> No.20440418

>>20440309
Which is why there are two Koreas, a communist Vietnam and Laos and a democratically run Afghanistan lmao
>>20440316
Which is British. Honestly, I've never seen any Brit cook an apple pie but apple crumble is made for pretty much any occasion. Love it. Add some custard. Proper lush, that.

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20440444

Apfelstrudel are far superior to Apple Pies

>> No.20440450

>>20440418
>He thinks the point of American expeditionary warfare is to spread democracy
It's to kill brown people.


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20440264 No.20440264 [Reply] [Original]

Why do boomers so desperately cling to the gas stoves?

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>> No.20440567

>>20440564
Anon hasnt heard of a pan

>> No.20440569

>>20440562
Bullshit that gas gives people asthama, that's more like negroes licking paint chips.

>> No.20440573

>>20440340
>you know that feeling when theres a blackout and theres no electricity?
No, because that's not a thing you schizo.

>> No.20440574

>>20440548
Wrong unless your habitually burning your food but ok

>> No.20440581

>>20440573
That's why people have to keep candles, lighters, and matches around. Just in case of weird situations.


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20440254 No.20440254 [Reply] [Original]

What are some dishes you cook that you would consider good looking? Be it appetizers, desserts, snacks or dinners etc.
I feel like doing something that at least looks great, should at least taste decent of course but look very presentable or even pretty. Is it all just plating?

>> No.20440307

Egg and mayo sandwich, mush boiled egg and mayo, chop some red onion and throw in, turmeric for colour. But it on a nice big square bit of toast on top of some iceberg lettuce.

Or I throw some cabbage and a divided boiled egg on top of my chicken noodle soup.


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20440223 No.20440223 [Reply] [Original]

Do you think God created eggs?

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>> No.20440440

>>20440253
they should read the lines of exercise, diet and house building books

>> No.20440445

>>20440223
the heat of the universe cooks the egg into existence

>> No.20440497

>>20440253
Are you seething in preparation for going to sunday church with the folks?

>> No.20440512

>>20440223
Eggs are overrated

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20440538

Why do you think the Good Lord created eggs?

Was it to help us in our struggle in this world?
Or was it to give us a glimpse of what is to come in our next life?


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20440177 No.20440177 [Reply] [Original]

when did a fast casual meal for 1 become 40$? will trump fix this

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>> No.20440498

>I cut up one potato and fried it
>that'll be seven dollars sir

>> No.20440505

>>20440237
>Just make it yourself and stop buying it.
Five Guys has always been a tax on people who can't cook. It's basic bitch homemade food at an 800% markup and it blows these people's minds.

>> No.20440546

>>20440505
Literally everything you buy is a "tax" on not making/doing it yourself

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20440549

>>20440177
>Not taking one of those sacks of complementary peanuts home with you to even out the value offering

That's what they stack them in front of house for

>> No.20440579

>>20440177
>>20440451
Uuuuh sirs your $15 tip?


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20440172 No.20440172 [Reply] [Original]

'lad

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>> No.20440267

>>20440217
very nice, well executed.

>> No.20440278

>>20440172
'k 'u 'r

>> No.20440300

>>20440267
>>20440278
'anks 'nons

>> No.20440303

>>20440216
>>20440217
what kind of eggs are those

>> No.20440313

>>20440303
'dium +53g 'ree 'ange 'ltry 'ggs


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20440155 No.20440155 [Reply] [Original]

Having some aged mimolette and tasty brie with crackers

>> No.20440162

>>20440155
>europoors and their fucking cheese again

i'm tired of this meme

>> No.20440163

>>20440155
And to drink? A cheeky $10 breakfast red perhaps?

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20440224

>>20440155
shay and cracky-ay

>> No.20440336

>>20440163
I had earl grey milk tea

>> No.20440342

>>20440162
seethe amerifat
your cheese can't even be called cheese since it's so processed


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20440151 No.20440151 [Reply] [Original]

what kind of fucked up shit do you think they get up to behind the scenes?

>> No.20440154

>>20440151
Probably not anything worse than what Nestle does

>> No.20440191

it's the same carousel of execs that work for the MIC, banking cartel, big pharma, etc
So no doubt, horrifyingly fucked up shit.

>> No.20440199

>>20440151
butt stuff


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20440135 No.20440135 [Reply] [Original]

Luxury :)

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>> No.20440333

>>20440323
does it have extra plums in it or something?

>> No.20440339

>>20440327
that would be hartlepool (allegedly)

>> No.20440341

>>20440323
Never seen this flavor but I wish they sold HP in squeeze bottles here

>> No.20440348

>>20440149
Caviar in abalone reduction on sourdough toast with a 100 year aged balsamic galze finish.

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20440416

>>20440302
get red fox, it's like red leicester and cheddar combined.


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20440086 No.20440086 [Reply] [Original]

My boyfriends gonna hate me

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>> No.20440098

>>20440086
Because you diarrhea'd on his plate?

>> No.20440105

>>20440098
no, it was me

>> No.20440389

Stop being an insecure femoid.
Stew mash and pickled greens is god's own food. except if you're a youtube soychef. He's going to blow your pussy (male) wide open after this.

>> No.20440427

>>20440086
Yeah, but honestly, you could have done worse.

>> No.20440429

is that instant mash?
id hate you too