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58433454 No.58433454 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a chart analyst and bitcoin will crab for another 4 months at this pace, but if most started to sell now it will only crab for 1 month before going back up. Therefore I am advising you to go ahead and sell so we can be done with the crabbing and start to moon!


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58433452 No.58433452 [Reply] [Original]

I just bought $100 more of bitcoin.


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58433448 No.58433448 [Reply] [Original]

King of shitcoins

>> No.58433453
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58433453

>blocks your path


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58433417 No.58433417 [Reply] [Original]

Are you buying some of the main alts? They look kind of cheap now.

>> No.58433433

BNB is a scam propped up by Binance, AVAX and DOT are not. Simple as.


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58433415 No.58433415 [Reply] [Original]

What percentage of my income per month should I using to to pay Rent/mortgage?

>> No.58433427

ideally 10% but however much it takes is usually the case

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58433434

>>58433427
>studio apartments in my area run for $2,000 a month
>would need to make $140k after taxes yearly for it to be 10% monthly

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>>58433434
correction $240k


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58433408 No.58433408 [Reply] [Original]

What are the most profitable manufacturing machines to buy? I want to start a factory.


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58433387 No.58433387 [Reply] [Original]

Ive scrolled crypto twitter and /biz for months and have no idea what yall are talking about

how do you get up to speed here? how do I learn this stuff?

also congrats on being one of the best gatekept communities out there

>> No.58433424

>>58433387
learn how to use metamask

open coingecko and check absolutely everything out on it

learn about finance

>> No.58433440

>>58433387
Just search what all those keywords mean

Token, L1/L2 chain, rollups, bridges, wrapped tokens, smart contracts, eth gas, airdrop, decentralized exchange (dex), staking, crypto wallet seedphrase, wallet privatekey, and finally what a blockchain in general even is

Bonus: defi, restaking, liquid restaking, fiat onramp


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58433377 No.58433377 [Reply] [Original]

I WANT (YOU) TO SHILL ME A MEMECOIN

>I JUST CASHED A 10K BONUS AND IM GOING TO PUT 5K INTO MEMECOINS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>58433377
>what huh no im not doing coke you're doing coke
>shill you a coin?
well uhhh monero is cute isn't it?

>> No.58433394

>>58433382
i know basedjacks are supposed to be an exaggeration of reality but i swear to god i've seen at least 10 millenials sporting that same look on their faces and its the most disgusting and abhorrent thing in existence

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>>58433377
I've got one for you OP, you know how we use memes to communicate? well the chinese have these things called biaoqing that are mostly bear-themed edits of people from their history doing funny faces and reacting to different things, some chinese whales wanted to take advantage that hong kong is now more interested than ever in shitcoins and made their most indispensible meme into a token. It's basically the pepe of china, a key part of their culture and first of its kind. A true gem

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58433404

>>58433380
Shut the fuck up soldier. True americans are ready to put their lives on the line for the cause, what's more important to you a 3 day ban or fighting for freedom?

>> No.58433432

>>58433377
>apu
>banana
>pepe
>egirl
>avax
>jones
>kaspa
also fuck everything it takes 10 minutes to post because i need to verify the email first and then wait again do the captcha and only then i get to post who thought of this shit
CAPTCHA: HHWS


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58433375 No.58433375 [Reply] [Original]

Sell your coins. Get it over with. They have no value outside of their relative value to each other. Which means that they’re worthless. It’s not the toxic flow. You are not sophisticated retail. You’re just a guy pretending to try to make it. You tell all of your friends about your unrealized pnl. They think you’re a legend. They invest with you but they bought the top bc you were late and they were even later. Now your friends think you’re a retard and your uPnL dwindles every day? GCR said scale back in. Have you ever even seen GCR? He doesn’t exist. He gave you some calls last cycle. You think he’s the greatest. He is. But he’s also the greatest con man. He plays the long game. Gives you an inch and then takes a mile. You’re his exit liquidity this round. Your lazy analysis of “the market always does this because it’s happened a couple times before” is solid hopium but nothing more. It’s over pal. Back to your 9-5 grind. These coins will haunt you in your sleep. You’ll fade the next rally too bc it’s going to start in late July and you’ll be away from the screens enjoying your nice little life in the summertime. Get your head out of the gutter before it’s too late. The technobabble about blockchain you see on Twitter is meant to suck you in. Has anyone made an app that normal people would like to use? Could they even use it if they wanted to? Have you ever watched a normie try to use metamask? Adios chief

>> No.58433435

>>58433375
I just coomed in my wife. I hold 50,400 Chainlink tokens.


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58433369 No.58433369 [Reply] [Original]

what if we took advantage of the fact that china has 1/3 of the population and convinced them all to buy at least 1$ of a token

>> No.58433374
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58433374

Damn i remember early 2013 /biz was full of chinese retards trying to pass as americans. They would spam those ugly ass pandas trying to "troll" on threads. It was fun. I miss the chinese


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58433365 No.58433365 [Reply] [Original]

What's this pattern called

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>> No.58433418

>>58433413
youre way too optimistic on the current market situation

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>>58433365
>>58433381
>>58433399
>>58433413
>>58433418
>they really can't tell the ETH pattern from just looking at it
back to training newfags, you're not ready for the big leagues yet

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58433421

it's this one, the "Bear Euphoria"

>> No.58433422

>>58433365
looks kinda like ada

>> No.58433423
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58433423

>>58433365
easy, its the "journey to the west" its the pattern that clearly indicates the beginning of a new biaoadventurer on his biaoquest to find the forbidden $BIAO and acquire unholy amounts of money, it's usually followed by the longest peak known by humanity, only pure hearted adventurer of chinese ascendancy can traverse this path


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58433333 No.58433333 [Reply] [Original]

My landlord just sent me the lease renewal. The rent is going up $150/mo. I want to buy a house, but interest rates are 7%. On top of that, no one is listing their home for sale. What am I supposed to do?

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58433360

>>58433359
Don't worry it'll all come crashing down in the next couple years

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58433411

>>58433360
Thank god, can't wait to scoop up the cheap properties.

>> No.58433416

>>58433333
checked. everyone bought up the inventory now there's nothing left. have fun trying to buy a home wagie lmao

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58433431

>>58433416
And what happens when all the people who bought after 2020 on variable rates cant afford payments anymore?

>> No.58433437

>>58433431
>variable rates
no one in america does this


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58433329 No.58433329 [Reply] [Original]

?

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>> No.58433355

Every single time

>> No.58433397

source?

>> No.58433403

>>58433397
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.620227/gov.uscourts.nysd.620227.1.0.pdf

/

https://velodata.app/news

>> No.58433414

>>58433403
Wow

>> No.58433425

>>58433329
sounds like a cryptographic problem


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58433313 No.58433313 [Reply] [Original]

> extremely online Block employee fired for shitposting about trannies on X
> @bronzeageshawty (20k followers), shitposts all day
> launches $egirl culture coin on SOL bc unemployed and bored, fully doxxed
> retardio + milady adjacent
> Elon publicly backs and funds her lawsuit against Block (pic related)
> MSM already seething (The Guardian) and trial hasn't begun
> interviewed by Su Zhu on his podcast
> interviewed on Charlie Kirk's live show
> doing parties in major cities, launching zine NFT soon
> you are here
The MSM circus of Elon vs. Jack Dorsey over tranny jokes hasn't begun yet and you haven't secured a bag, anon?

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>> No.58433321

>>58433318
you're too stupid to analyze the chain aren't you nigger?

>> No.58433336

>>58433321
> devs need to work on the project full time but also have zero income and live in poverty or else faggots will post on /biz about how devs sold some coins they bought like everyone else.

PROTIPS:
1) stay poor
2) have sex (with an attractive woman)

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58433348

>>58433336
>bought like everyone else

>> No.58433353

>>58433336
and if you're taking the time to shill a shitcoin on biz that is literal poor pajeet behaviour. have fun holding hoping for daddy musk to tweet again curry nigger

>> No.58433400

>>58433348
lmao low-quality fud


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58433290 No.58433290 [Reply] [Original]

Some Pablo Picasso commemorative shitcoin on solana.
Chart looks about as cooked as Picasso's art, but the roadmap gets me bullish, looks like they have real long term vision here.
Ticker is $pablo.


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58433361

hate stink
yeah yeah
loathe stink
yeah yeah


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58433276 No.58433276 [Reply] [Original]

Cardano is a piece of shit and Charles Hoskinson is a con man. I don't give a fuck. How do we pump this garbage to a new ATH so I can dump my heavy bags?


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58433230 No.58433230 [Reply] [Original]

You aren’t buying vaporware projects are you anon?

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>> No.58433298

>>58433230
that's fucking hilarious coming from a snake-oil salesman

>> No.58433304

https://www.forbes.com/sites/stevenehrlich/2024/03/27/the-rise-of-cryptos-billion-dollar-zombies/?sh=1cf958c354b8

>> No.58433373

>>58433258
>>58433298
>>58433304
Found the snake oilers

>> No.58433401

>>58433258
lmao

>> No.58433419

>>58433373
lol
>INSTEAD OF AWS USE OUR CENTRALIZED SERVER GOY
yea, no thanks lmao
I'll just use a light node


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58433202 No.58433202 [Reply] [Original]

What are some alternative investments to land and money markets? Jewelry? Art? Any experience with stuff like this?